Where are the Emus in Emu Plains,
Did they run off to Emu Heights?
How many red ferns remain in Redfern, and
Were other body parts thrown in Liverpool?
Was the view ever beautiful at Bella Vista?
Do learned gentlemen ply the waterways at Wiseman’s Ferry?
Does life smell sweeter at Lavender Bay, and
Is it Christmas year round in Merrylands?
Do coral reefs fringe Blair Athol, and
Is the water still fresh at Freshwater?
Can I go skiing at Glen Alpine, and
Is Neutral Bay popular with the Swiss?
Will I see acres of greenery at Greenacre, and
Are many children conceived at Rooty Hill?
Are horses still fed at Haymarket, and
Will I get shot at Hunters Hill?
Where is the forest in Frenchs Forest, and
Must I speak French in La Perouse?
How many real men live in Manly?
How many Roses grow in Rose Bay?
What time is Mass at Quakers Hill, and
Do they shear sheep at Warwick Farm?
Do any black heathens live in Blackheath, and
Will I find love at Kissing Point?
Can Skippy be spotted at Kangaroo Point?
Do whales still frolic at Whale Beach?
What’s so great about Alexandria, and
What’s new in Newtown?
Will a field of lilies great me at Lilyfield?
Do any banksias thrive in Banksia?
Can I take lunch at Breakfast Point, and
Does Morning Bay’s beauty wane by midday?
Has all the rush been cut from Rushcutters Bay?
Does anyone care about Sans Souci?
Do any republicans live in Queenscliff?
Should I avoid Edgecliff if I suffer from vertigo, and
Is adrenaline promised while traversing Ropes Crossing?
Are there any orchards at Orchard Hills,
or any wattles at Wattle Grove?
Do high achievers live in Pennant Hills, and
Does the world end at Ultimo?