Professional footballers throughout the world have united in response to Israel Folau’s warning that most of them will go to hell.
The players flocked to #ToHellWithIzzy on social media upon learning that their recreational activities have condemned them all to eternal damnation.
Folau created enormous controversy when his social media post claimed that hell awaits Drunks, Homosexuals, Adulterers, Liars, Fornicators, Thieves, Atheists and Idolators. In response to the post, footballers used #ToHellWithIzzy to list the actions which will see them spend eternity with the devil.
Players confessed their sins in an attempt to win The Frownlow Medal or be inducted into The Frownlow Medal Hall of Fame. The Frownlow Medal is awarded to the player from across Australia’s four major football codes who commits the most scandalous off-field act in any one season, while the hall of fame honours the greats of the past.
Some of the stars who have united under #ToHellWithIzzy include:
Drunks – Too many to mention, including Brad Fittler, who police once labelled ‘the drunkest human being ever’.
Homosexuals – Are there any gay male footballers playing first grade in Australia?
Adulterers – Wayne Carey, who famously slept with the wife of his teammate. Garry Lyon, who famously slept with the wife of Billy Brownless.
Liars – Jordan de Goey, who blamed his dog for a hand injury, which he actually sustained at a nightclub.
Fornicators – The part-time pornstars, who all appeared in a sex tape which surfaced online: Dylan ‘Big Papi’ Napa, Tyrone May, Tyrone Phillips, Liam Coleman. Sonny Bill Williams, famous for a rendezvous in a toilet at a Sydney pub. Corey Norman, who won The Frownlow Medal in 2016.
Thieves – Quade Cooper, who once stole two laptops. Garry Sullivan, who served time in prison for multiple armed robberies.
Atheists – ?
Idolators – Most professional footballers, who worship their own shirtless form on social media.