Australia’s new rulers are beholden to bogans,
and win their support with cheap empty slogans.
True leaders lead and make tough decisions,
but bogans treat truth with ingrained derision.
Our leader needs loyal and fast-breeding bogans,
so keeps them on leash with cheap empty slogans.
How good are slogans, and an arrogant smirk,
for replacing policy or actual work!
The Almighty Rupert runs free propaganda,
for a party with nothing but cheap tricks and slander.
Slogans are cover for scandal and vice;
an ignorant bogan will never think twice.
JobMaker, JobKeeper, Homebuilder, JobSeeker,
just more PR spin while the nation gets weaker.
The bogans believe he is fighting corona,
thanks to the monster behind the persona,
the faceless and scheming marketing masters,
who shield their puppet from self-made disasters.
Go to the football, be seen to drink beer
and ignorant bogans will laugh, clap and cheer.
Follow a team that is not your own,
your slogans will keep you entrenched on the throne.
Back to the football, sink some more beers,
and do little else for four more years.
Fool all the bogans with stage-managed drinking,
and gut public schools to stop them from thinking.
Boast to the bogans, you turned back the boats,
tell them we’re gert by one giant moat.
Change just one word in our national song,
don’t dredge up the past, we did nothing wrong!
He fled to Hawaii with the nation on fire,
his bogans took selfies with Scott the Messiah!
The branding of ScoMo
Put progress in SlowMo,
But now real Aussies
Want ScoMo to GoMo